CITIZENS OF BUDEHUC, YOUR LOYAL AND FAITHFUL GUARD, PRINCE LUCA BLIGHT, HAS REQUESTED YOUR ASSISTANCE FOR AN URGENT MATTER.

THAT PATHETIC, PUNY LITTLE RUNT, ROY, WAS LAST SEEN WITH YUBER.  AND NOW YUBER HAS ESCAPED FROM PRISON WITH THE HELP OF ROY.  TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, ROY HAS FLED THE SCENE OF CRIME BY LEAVING BUDEHUC WITH A BAND OF THUGS.  ( Read more... )

Seems I had a another fight with that punk Roy.  Taught him a lesson, though.  Now he's swimming in the fountain like the little wimp that he is.

I was wasting my time tonight patrolling this pathetic place, only 'cuz Cecile's being a pain.  Might make her happy to know that I found some injured girl.  I took her to the infirmary.  But now I have to ( Read more... )

As one of the official guards of this dump, I hereby declare that everyone now has to salute me when I walk by, and treat me with the respect and dignity that I deserve.

And if I ain't getting the respect and dignity that I, prince Luca blight deserve, then SOMEONE is going to be missing a limb or two around here.

HOHOHOHEHEAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

You all thought I was dead.  It's impossible, you can't kill someone who's invincible. And now that I'm back to my guard shift... whatever... let my reign of terror continue!!!!!!

I WILL DEST....

ANNIHIL....

VANQU...

KILL ANYONE WHO DEFIES ME!!!!!!!!!

Tch.  I need somethin' to do.  Guard duty's been so boring.

Need some action going on here.  Need to polish up my sword skills on a few RIOU'S HERE AND THERE AND MAYBE A FRED IN THE GROUP AND UGH I HATE THOMAS!!!!!!!!!

WHATEVER I'M GOING OUTSIDE

Tch.  Budehuc's been boringly troublesome lately.  Ain't done much other than guard, and there ain't been nothing bad goin' on since the Heinz incident.

I ain't gonna complain though.  I have my reasons for liking this lifestyle.  The Captain and I have been bonding a lot lately, but she has me doing chores instead of guarding.  The hell is it any ( Read more... )

Tch.  Had the most productive time anyone could spend with Queen.  No idea who signed me up, but that pirate is gonna pay.

I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T RUN OR HIDE!!!!!!!!

Ain't ever met anyone interesting and stupid before.  The hell would want to swim while pregnant? Whatever!!!

I dont have time to lose!!!! Queen!!! Lets get started!!!!!

WHAT THE HELL?!!!!?!!?!?111uno

I'm in the Infirmary and all of a sudden I find out Cecile and Thomas are missing? The hell happened to our defense? THE HELL HAPPENED TO OUR GUARDS?

This mysterious man... some fat guy with a mustache was telling me to work under him 'cuz i'm strong.

Screw that.  I ain't helpin' some bastard who has intentions to ( Read more... )